Tuesday, August 10, 2004
funny story
A tavern was blessed with one of the first robot bar tenders. Shortly after starting service with
the new unit, a local university professor enters the bar for a few drinks. The robot greets the man
politely and asks him what his IQ is.
“Why, it’s 150!” the professor claims. The robot then begins conversing pleasantly with the prof about
physics, chemistry, logic and other things interesting to an “intellectual”.
The professor is quite taken aback by this pleasant robot. He thanks the machine and leaves,
only to return after a few minutes. He sits and orders another drink from the robot who again asks
him what his IQ is. “100”, says the prof. The robot immediately begins conversing about sports,
home repairs and such things.
Well, the professor is fascinated. He again leaves the bar to return a short time later. The robot
yet again asks the man for his IQ. “50”, the professor proudly proclaims. The robot pauses, then says:
“You gonna vote fer George Bush again, moron?”