As I drove by the Parkdale Pharmacy this morning I noticed a prominent sign advertising certified bathroom tissue. What are the perils of using uncertified bathroom tissue? What does certification add to the product? Who does the certification? These questions demand answers.
Certification Wednesday, March 03, 2004
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03 Mar 2004 at 12:37 pm | #
What a bummer, man
. All my pre-conceptions about TP have been dashed against the sharp rocks of the fruits of marketing droids. Imagine: wiping your filthy parts with paper not certified by some pin-headed dorkhead.
My entire f##king day has been ruined. I may be certifyable, but my poopoo paper is not!
03 Mar 2004 at 01:36 pm | #
As a frequent Parkdale Pharmacy shopper, I know “Certified” as the actual brand name of the product. FYI, there are Certified tampons as well.
03 Mar 2004 at 01:38 pm | #
... can they fly?
03 Mar 2004 at 02:32 pm | #
Another of life’s imponderables has been resolved.
03 Mar 2004 at 04:59 pm | #
...well, if they have wings, they may fly…
03 Mar 2004 at 06:08 pm | #
Flying away on the rag is ‘always’ preferred.