Wobbled into to CanTire today to pick up 8 litres of paint, two brushes and a scraper.  Reaching the check-out I was greeted with, “hows she goin, eh?  Gez yez doen sum paintin eh” - all said in one sentence on the intake of breath.

“No”, says I, “I am building a frigging battleship you great lumbering, inbred, mouth breathing, knuckle dragging, slobbering, pathetic dolt.”

(blush) - no, I did not say it - but I did think it.  Time to return to an air conditioned room.