Que is getting fat.  Fat in the arse fat.  This is not good.  It is hard to be a big scary black wolf when you have an arse waddle.  Yoga is out as he already is doing his stretching exercises.  L*A Weight Loss won’t take him as they say they have standards (sheech, have ya seen the people going in there?  Standards?)

Intake reduction is the only way.  It has been a week and he stomps around the house sucking in his cheeks trying to look starving.  When I eat, I get the face:

This one earned him some baked lasagna with goats cheese.  I mean really, there are limits.  Could you resist this face.  It was just a little nibble, really.

I may have to cut back the carob chip cookies and ice cream for the bed time snack.